annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via fake-mermaid)

20.Jul.14 3 days ago

seniorcenter:

send nudes

straight into the trash can there’s no room for filth like that on my blog god bless

(via fake-mermaid)

20.Jul.14 3 days ago

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(via fake-mermaid)

20.Jul.14 3 days ago

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via pizza)

20.Jul.14 3 days ago

skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

(via stopburningmythings)

20.Jul.14 3 days ago

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

(via stopburningmythings)

20.Jul.14 3 days ago
20.Jul.14 3 days ago